Thanks Sharad & ECS for your replies. 
Some caveats and updates to my post:
“Broke video calling & FM radio”: Sorry, I should have been more explicit in mentioning it most likely broke my PROVIDER’S (T-Mobile) “built-in” video phone calling features, or more likely its access to the stock ROM’s built-in video calling… Whenever I used stock ROM to video call my girlfriend’s phone (she’s on Mint which is technically T-Mobile), I had no problems (same with stock included FM radio app). However, whenever I installed Lineage and /e/ and tried same (using “video call” feature in contacts, etc), I could see her but she would just see a blank screen. Just conjecture on my part, but I’m assuming this might be due to any possible proprietary “closed source” nature of those services? Or perhaps T-Mobile just didn’t like the interface or lack of T-Mobile friendly Google Services or something? If there’s a simple fix to this I’m not aware of, please post it! I’m handy with hacking and some coding, but these questions are a little above my pay grade. Hoowever, if this is just a T-Mobile thing, I get that there’s probably not much anybody can do about it. Everything else I really liked about Lineage and /e/ for this phone, so if I could get both those features on those ROMs, that would be wonderful.
Also, both alternative OSs just didn’t even have an FM radio option pre-installed (I tried various 3rd party FM radio apps but no dice).
“Flashing zips”: Exploding forehead slapper here, but can you believe that in all the years I’ve been flashing ROMs and rooting my phone I never actually knew that you could use ADB to flash zips just like with TWRP because I never saw it EXPLICITLY mentioned on any forums or instructables as an alternative? I kind of suspected it, but since all instructions I’ve come across mention TWRP explicitly with no alternatives, I was too afraid to brick my phone to experiment around with it on such high-level system hacks without knowing EXACTLY what I was doing. I’m also the kind of guy who can prove you absolutely wrong when you’re giving me directions and say “you can’t miss it” -
- I can and do.
Examples
*This article mentions only various paid apps but doesn’t mention ADB that I could see (they’re prob really just helpful looking ads):
*This instruction (as a generic example among many I’ve found) on how to install MicroG (scroll to end of article) only mentions TWRP:
says things like
"14. install SuperSu via TWRP
- or use
adb sideload from the Advanced menu in TWRP
- install Xposed via TWRP (see 14.)"
and
“Once Google is cleaned up and the FakeGapps module is ready, reboot into recovery (see 12. and 13.) and install the NanoDroid zip via TWRP.”
After your post I did a search with the right terms this time and found a Quora article which says:
“Download adb driver and install
Put the Zip File in one folder…
Open Command Prompt…
Type adb devices
Your Device will listed
Then type adb sideload filename.zip
Your zip file will be installed…”
Easy peasy. So apparently I had to know the right answer before I searched for the answer I didn’t know. Super frustrating. To be fair I have done a LOT of searching and bookmarking and came up with bupkus on the subject - maybe just bad luck on my part. That’s really all that’s been holding me back - if I never needed TWRP to begin with, I’m okay with it since installing it has always been a bit of a pain in the butt anyway. Either way, your reply sent me down the right path, so thank you!
I’m going to try and install Xposed and MicroG, and if successful, I’ll post a full instructable on all the steps I followed to leave a breadcrumb trail for any other Teracubers interested in same. I’ll also take your advice and post up the video call/FM radio issue on the /e/ forums to put eyeballs on that as well.
Thanks!